March 31, 2007

COMEon Pitchfork! REALLY???

This is Dave with an important announcement, "William Bowers must be fired! Shortly after he's been set afire."
This IDIOT completely trashed The Stills' (Logic...) record while rambling about a hipster's "Perfect Strangers" t-shirt.
Zac brought to my attention that Pitchfork had given a bad review to almost EVERY record he's loved that came out in the last 10 years. When I saw this review on one of my favorite records of all-time, I couldn't believe it. Really, Pitchfork...Really?!! Anyone who uses a record review column as a platform to express their insignificant social views relating to their paltry everyday lives must not be given food and water to survive. WE DON"T CARE ABOUT YOU WILLIAM. We care about the music...how about giving us some insight on THAT...it's only yer JOB!
But guess what...instead, 'Ol Billy Bowers gives us a cry for help. A plea to "anyone listening out there" for some validation that the 27-32 age bracket ISN'T old yet. "Right guys? We still 'got it'. We know what we're talking about, right? These Stills guys are just another flash in the pan, aren't they?"
Hey Willy B. They're brilliant. And yer a moron.
~Dave
(zac's note: they did give caetano veloso's "livro" a good review. however this illustrates why we hate these critics: they give us just enough commonality to make us have to hate them instead of just thinking they're totally irrelevant...you can understand though, it's irritating to see a "taste-maker" trash almost ALL the shit you've emotionally invested in...)

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